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I will put money right now on there eventually being a DMC-style God of War reboot in which you play as a snarky teenage Kratos learning how to fight and first acquiring his trademark simmering rage from all the older Greek men trying to bugger him.īut then this Walking Dead thing comes out and presents a much more interesting talking point. So I was gonna do the new God of War, Ass-tension or whatever it was called but that felt like throwing vegetables at a bear on a hotplate for not dancing well enough, when I should be telling the heartless bastards who own the bear to take it off the hotplate! At this point, Sony is like a pushy mother and Kratos is their little ballerina daughter they whore him out to every Playstation game that'll take him and they put a link to a preview of The Last of Us on his title screens, which is obviously exactly what we're after when we've put a God of War: Ascension disc in the console and clicked on the God of War: Ascension icon.Īnd then the game itself can't be described as anything more interesting than another God of War! Ever since they wrote themselves into a corner in God of War III, they've been squeezing samey prequels out of every as-yet unexplored period of Kratos's life. This week, Zero Punctuation reviews The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct. Stealth Games Don't Have to Be About Killing People